...mess with zombies long enough, you break protocol. Then you're in for it.
Zombification process has already begun. I'm five days into what were are playfully calling "the flu" to keep my spirits up, but I know the truth. I see the symptoms. I can feel my brain rotting.
The family quietly removed "the kit" from storage last night. They don't think I saw them.
Protect yourselves. Be prepared. Cover all exposed skin and brain regions.
Godspeed. It's too late for me.
Did I growl when I said that?